By PJ Jones
From the writer of MELVIN THE DRY cleansing ZOMBIE, THE VAMPIRE guide and ROMANCE NOVEL comes one other tasteless, cheesy and laugh-out-loud parody.
As the reputable Royal Dragon Slayer of Fairytale nation, Barth descends from an extended line of monster-killing knights. There’s just one challenge: Drag, the kingdom’s resident cross-dressing dragon, is additionally Barth’s top friend.
When the King orders Barth to kill Drag, Barth is aware they must flee the dominion otherwise one other knight will do the activity. yet after a stunning witch begs Barth to stick and support rid the dominion of a dreadful zombie curse, Barth discovers he can have came upon his real calling. Is he knight adequate to forestall the zombie outbreak, store his ally and get the girl?
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